Johnny Hobo And The Freight Trains makes me feel like my friends are screaming at me from inside my headphones.

-We would spend a lifetime trying to figure out how to make our hearts stop beating.

We would spend a lifetime trying to figure out how to make ourselves stop breathing-

-When five minutes ago he was passed out on the staircase trying to walk to his apartment but not making it all the way and now he is driving us 100 miles per hour down the interstate another beer in his hand swearing we won’t be late-

Hey Band Practice at my house!
….Oh thats right… I don’t have one..

Its frustrating to have a million ideas and no crazy motherfuckers like me around to be like YEAH!! THATS FUCKIN RAD!

I miss High School. I always had people I could call on to throw down and make noise, just to play.

That does not work with goggles on!

That does not work with goggles on!

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When the volume is at 11 and the nob begins to break, I look down and see your hand trying to make it louder. And in that moment I know that we are perfect for eachother

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"We find these truths to be self-evident: it’s puff, puff, pass or next round you get skipped."

 

Check out "Founding Fathers", from Trevor Moore's new album Drunk Texts To Myself, available on iTunes today.

Bag it up and brick it and then just let ‘em buy it

And if the Brits wanna come and take a piece of the cut, I’ll raise a whole fuckin army and let ‘em see whats what

The kings like “Yo I gotta get paid!”
I’m like tough titty cause y’alls a whole ocean away, and you can try to send some ships to come and make me pay up, but thats an awful long way just to suck these nuts!
You get my fuckin message son!?!

Sell drugs, run guns, nail sluts and fuck the law.

We are Founding Fathers, we are Rushmore shit and we were all high as balls.

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American history makes a little more sense now.
Watch Founding Fathers, off of Trevor Moore's new album Drunk Texts To Myself, out now.

cc-studios:

American history makes a little more sense now.

Watch Founding Fathers, off of Trevor Moore's new album Drunk Texts To Myself, out now.

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Ipod. Cancer sticks. Tea. I love the smell of im fucking tired at 2 in the morning - Dylansapocalypse Now.

Ipod. Cancer sticks. Tea. I love the smell of im fucking tired at 2 in the morning - Dylansapocalypse Now.

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B lookin mad cute in my old Blink shirt<3

B lookin mad cute in my old Blink shirt<3

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